Pot. Kettle. Gay.

A recent exchange (truncated, names changes to protect the innocent):

Sam: Do you want to join me to see Danzahoy at the Joyce this Friday? (Danzahoy is a Venezuelan dance company)

Don: I don’t know, I’m planning on schvitzing with Jann.

Later…

Don: I don’t know how much I want to go see dance in Chelsea with another guy.

Sam: As opposed to sweating naked with another guy in the East Village?